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Thanks Monkeybutt Rocket! and Other Stuff

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Monkeybutt Rocket you are the best boy-dog friend I have ever had in my whole life!  All five months!  I got the package from you in the mail yesterday.  You smell nice; better than I imagined!  I couldn’t wait to open the package!  Mom had to help me because of something called effin’ Tyvek.  Anyway, I ran across the room with the cool dog-bag and mom was in hot pursuit.  No photos of that.  She took the dog bag off of me and would only let me look at the monkey cards if I sat “nicely.”  Harrumph!  She said the monkey’s name is Curious George.  That is soooo funny because she sometimes calls me:  Nebby nose.  Nebby:  Pittsburgh slang for nosey.  Sticking one’s nose in other people’s business.  Being overly curious about things that are not your concern. Yessiree, bob, I am one Curious George or Nebby Mattie.

Then she showed me the beautiful, monkey-clad, bandanna.  It is the softest thing I have ever felt, except for otter fur.  Is it silk?  I’ll bet it is.  I’ll bet it is hand-dyed silk from New Dehli, India, huh?  Did you pick it out yourself?  I hope so.  That would make it soooooo much more special.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Rocket. I am so happy.

Mmmmmm.  My bandanna makes me feel so soft and squishy inside.  It will be hard to concentrate, but I promised that I would show you how I redecorated my house.

You no like?

I think it is a BIG Improvement

So, what do they expect?  They put me in jail and expect me to do nothing?  I gotta keep in shape.  Mom was all like, “Oh Mattie!  You tore up the bed I made for you.”  Jeez mom, nothing lasts forever.  It was over a whole week old.  Besides dogs playing poker is I bit passe’, dontcha think?

After they let me out of jail, I decided to redecorate the living room.  I mean, why CAN’T all my toys be sprawled out on the floor?  Doesn’t make sense to keep them in box.  Besides, with the toys out of the box, I have a cool little monkeydog bunker.

And monkeydog, Mattie, lies in wait for any wayward tripawd to stumble by.

Okay.  Enough of that for now.  Back to the forums.  I went to the dog park today and will try to post videos of ME givin’ all the other dogs whatfor.  I realize, however, that posting videos can be really tricky.  After all, it took Cooper two days to giterdone.  And we all know how smart Cooper is.  MMMmmmmmm ahem.  mmmmmm cough.  MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmPPPWwwwwwwaaaahahahahahahahahahah.


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9 Responses to “Thanks Monkeybutt Rocket! and Other Stuff”

  1.    coopsdad Says:

    yes we do Mattie just like it took Monkeydog to help you post the monkeyfaces sticking tongues out, look who is calling the kettle black, oh yeah I am black bahahahahaha

  2.    Carmen (Catie's Mom) Says:

    Great bandana, Mattie! Aren’t you simply gorgeous the most gorgeous little monkeybutt; destructive and messy maybe, but still gorgeous.

    Looking forward to those videos!

  3.    etgayle Says:

    mattie, you look stunning….geesh, with all your ‘whipper snappin” and bed distroying, we’re wondering….does santa visit monkey dogs, or are they on the ‘naughty list’….just saying….

    charon & gayle

  4.    admin Says:

    Too cute! It’s so touching to see these long distance relationships grow, all because of a little website Jerry started long ago.

    FYI: Post those videos to YouTube and it is simple to embed them here – just paste the view page url on a line by itself and presto! As Tripawds Supporter, you can use Vimeo or various other sharing sites too, using your Video Quicktags plugin.

  5.    madeline Says:

    So true admin. JERRY DAWG ROCKS! So many friends…kindred spirits. Thanks Jerry Dawg’s pawrents!

  6.    janeothejungle Says:

    Aww Mattie! That is an awesomes bamdanna! You are always welcomes to come hides out here withs us if the prisons sentances get too longs. I’d be a great aid and ‘better. Keep ‘splaining these things to your humans, they can be kinda slow sometimeses.

    Lots of Luvs,
    Hurricane Rosie

  7.    monkeybutt - King of Monkeydogs! Says:

    Mattie,
    I told you I was in time-out! (Thanks to Comet Vomit and her secret communication skills with mommy!) It’s gonna take me forever to catch up!

    Awwww, you are so pretty! What can I say? You are such a beautiful monkeydog! I’m so glad you liked it!

    I love your ability to make a house look like a monkeydog home! It’s looks so cozy and inviting! I especially love your bunker!

    I betcha if we sent each other a monkey card, it would be the same one because we are kindred spirits!

    Your Monkeybutt Forever!

  8.    monkeybutt - King of Monkeydogs! Says:

    Mattie,
    I told you I was in time-out! (Thanks to Comet Vomit and her secret communication skills with mommy!) It’s gonna take me forever to catch up!

    Awwww, you are so pretty! What can I say? You are such a beautiful monkeydog! I’m so glad you liked it!

    I love your ability to make a house look like a monkeydog home! It’s looks so cozy and inviting! I especially love your bunker!

    I betcha if we sent each other a monkey card, it would be the same one because we are kindred spirits!

    Your Monkeybutt Forever!

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